PinnedMember-onlyIndex? Meet ListsEasy access to my stories by category — Welcome to my world of writing. Though I’m never sure what I’ll write about next, I have no shortage of ideas and it’s all good in terms of enjoyment. I started writing here in October 2020 but some stories were written earlier. TMI? You be the judge The top two stories are my most popular…Index2 min read
Published in Breast Stories·PinnedMember-only#MeToo Memories of Breasts, Kissing, & Butt PatsAre young women smarter now? — My #MeToo stories are footnotes from the 1970s and ’80s in my own personal soap opera. This isn’t a moving tale of heartbreak and recovery from awful experiences. Months ago I wrote a history of my boobs, which included the pinch story below until I realized I had more. Thankfully…Metoo6 min read
Published in Crow’s Feet·PinnedMember-only‘She Could See No Good Reason to Act Her Age’Musings inspired by a fridge magnet — My Anne Taintor refrigerator magnet, depicting a mature woman coiffed, made up, and dressed in 1950s fashion, serves as a daily affirmation though I have no desire to attain that level of grooming. …Aging5 min read
Published in ILLUMINATION·PinnedMember-onlyMy Little-Big-Little Boobs StoryBreasts of my past and present — Anything more than a mouthful or handful is a waste. — Anonymous Breast developments Eighth grade, in which I turned 13, was nightmarish owing to teasing that would be considered bullying these days. In gym class, I was the only girl wearing an undershirt, not a bra. My old-fashioned mother — born…Breasts4 min read
Published in MuddyUm·Jul 30Member-onlyClick Past This If You Hate Monty Black Mamba SnakeWordleized ‘Monty Python’s Flying Circus’ quotes — Train your brain for play! I’m better at 5-letter word gamer since I began to write these Wordle story — newly managed to break 10 minutes plain Duotrigordle, which was my aim so now I may relax. Study Wordle wordy may offer U a wedge too — don’t missy afoot-notch below. Wordle Wordy Cling Clang This macaw is no…Wordle4 min read
Published in MuddyUm·Jul 28Member-onlyThat Young Guy Might Blow Away Your Middle-Age BluesA hardly serious song parody — An homage to the ‘Middle-Aged Blues Boogie,’ by Saffire — The Uppity Blues Women — This poem’s for you, Carol Lennox. Hey I was drinking wine and laughing with some friends who came on by Seems that…Humor4 min read
Published in MuddyUm·Jul 21Member-onlyYou’ve Heard of Higher Math — Meet Alpha ArithmeticBeta arithmetic would test your patience — Alpha Arithmetic is not available in all areas. Since it is available in my area and now — for a limited time only! — yours, this is an example of fake news false advertising nonsenseHumor5 min read
Published in MuddyUm·Jul 16Member-onlyBetty White Teams with Mae West for More Brain TrainingLefty-overt quotes for Wordle addicts — Might U enjoy bitty extra quote by these femme actor of the paste? Both Betty & Mae be quite wordy, & so am I if I don’t reign¹ my shelf in. Humor may exist if we evict sense while study sword to enter daily. …Wordle3 min read
Published in MuddyUm·Jul 15Member-onlyI Scream, You Scream, We All Scream Before the Climax SceneA parody of ‘Magic Carpet Ride’ by Steppenwolf — I like to scream, yes, yes, Right before the climax scene — In surround sound I groove on the track Up until screen fades to black Far out, premier — Movie stars for whom we cheer Well, I don’t know what We can find — Why don’t we check out Netflix…Parody3 min read
Published in MuddyUm·Jul 13Member-onlyMalapropriate 5-Letter Words from Betty WhiteFamous quotes for Wordle-brain training — Wordle4 min read