🎅🏽Xmas non-sense🫎

We Twitch You a Merry Kiss Moose

And a sappy all-clear

Holly J See (editor fairy)

Published in

MuddyUm

2 min readDec 15, 2023

A cartoon moose and white-bearded Santa stand hip-deep in snow. Merry Kiss Moose! — Image by kalhh from Pixabay via Canva

We twitch you a merry Kiss Moose,
We pitch you a merry Kiss Moose,
We switch you a merry Kiss Moose and a sappy all-clear.
Mood lighting we bring to your ding-a-ling!
We twitch you a merry Kiss Moose with a tacky big leer.

🎅🏽Xmas non-sense🫎

We Twitch You a Merry Kiss Moose

And a sappy all-clear

Written by Holly J See (editor fairy)