SHAKESPEARE KICK IN THE REAR
The Bard’s Sonnet 18 to a Squatty Potty
I shall compare thee to a cheap bidet
Published in
May 13, 2021
O Squatty Potty:
Shall I compare thee to a cheap bidet?
Thou art a good deal simpler — drier, too.
Also, thou hast more internet cachet,
With YouTube unicorn ice-creamy poo.
Let us not pick and choose ’twixt pear and plum —…
