OUTIES RULE, ABYSSES DROOL

In Defense of My Inoffensive Belly Button

An open letter to Walter Bowne, possessor of a navel abyss

Holly J See (editor fairy)

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MuddyUm

3 min readAug 23, 2021

Playful black and white image of a woman’s bare belly. Her belly button indentation is filled with water, a lake into which a miniature fisherman, in a boat resting nearby on her skin, has dropped a line. — **Is the little man in the boat a navel-gazer?** Cropped image by Jose Jovisur from Pixabay

Dear Walter:

I’ve never seen a navel abyss, nor do I wish to see one. Going by the description in “Let’s Talk About My Belly Button,” your abyss wins the Weird Belly Button contest over my outie, hands…

OUTIES RULE, ABYSSES DROOL

In Defense of My Inoffensive Belly Button

An open letter to Walter Bowne, possessor of a navel abyss

Written by Holly J See (editor fairy)