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Deck the Beer Halls — The Old-Fashioned Way

Let’s flirt, drink till we puke, and be merry

Holly J See (editor fairy)
Published in
3 min readDec 19, 2023

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At left is a bottle of Veritas Craft Beer. At right, an attractive female beer hall patron named Polly winks as she drinks from a tall mug, leaning her elbow on the table.
Hey! I'm Polly, the Southern Belle image by Christo Anestev from Pixabay

Redneck catcalls aimed at Polly,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
’Tis the place for horseplay folly,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Kill the beer nuts, flirt with Carol,
Fa la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la.
Look who’s risking up-chuck peril,
Hahahahaha…

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