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Image by congerdesign from Pixabay

TMI? You be the judge

Musings inspired by a fridge magnet

I’ve never been glamorous in my life but love that hair. Any resemblance to Cruella de Vil is unintentional. Photo by Josiah Lewis on Unsplash


We appreciate the hell outta Cap’n Susan B today and every day

Image of future Mudditor wannabes by LiveLaughLove from Pixabay


Holly Holy’s MuddyUm Serenade for Boss’s Day, 10/15/2021

Drawings of a muscly redheaired female pirate on the left and a red-bearded peg-legged male pirate on the right, standing on a sandy beach with ocean in the background.
Susan + Baskerville Old Face by default? Image by Clker-Free-Vector-Images from Pixabay


Per LT Editor Fairy with swoopy internet

Kate Mulgrew at the 2009 premiere of the Metropolitan Opera in New York City.
A captain, but not OUR captain, 2009, in civvies. Image of Kate Mulgrew by David Shankbone, CC BY 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons

Susan Brearley, guest Nanci Arvizu, me/editor fairy, Amy Sea, Baskerville Old Face, and Sarah Paris


But here’s what I remember from the 10/4/21 Mudditor meeting

A large, ominous-looking brown spider crouches on a pale, ridged glass surface, facing the camera.
Image by Warren Matthews from Pixabay

Yay! Sarah Paris’s emergency was resolved with loot to spare, thanks to the generosity of MuddyUm devotees, including an anonymous donor.

Three cheers for the MuddyUm Outlaws!

MWC is MEH to me now

I know I submitted 2 stories but that was so last summer

Dog looking at and listening to a phonograph. Francis Barraud’s 1898 painting of Nipper looking into an Edison Bell cylinder phonograph.
Francis Barraud’s 1898 painting of Nipper looking into an Edison Bell cylinder phonograph. Transferred from en.wikipedia to Commons, Public Domain



A report by the least funny MuddyUm editor

Pirate ship flying a skull-n-crossbones flag asail on a dimly moonlit sea while a shark awaits at right bottom foreground with gaping teeth.
Image by Noupload from Pixabay

Me to Susan

Google Hogan Torah; he autofills

Hogan Torah didn’t approve this message

In foreground, supersized skimpy red stilletto heeled shoe. In the background, a tiny black silhouette of a long-dressed woman with a parasol.
Image by Willgard Krause from Pixabay


Gadzooks! Fuck is just a word

The tail end of a diving duck sticks out of the water, with orange feet visible under the water, keeping her upended.
A duck looking for ficks? Image by Here and now, unfortunately, ends my journey on Pixabay from Pixabay

Holly Holy

I may be lost, but I’m making good time. 3X Top Writer. Editor fairy & MuddyUm co-editor. Former editor at a national healthcare consulting firm.

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